live to eat

thewife has been working nights the last week and everytime shes on night, i put on weight.
why? because i have free rein over the kitchen.
my specialty? well, scrambled eggs with cheese,instant noodles and french toast with peanut butter&honey. aah this is the life..
other than that i'm eating economy rice with "mystery meat & everything", buns, donuts, rotiboys,
looking forward to making mash taters and pancakes but i'm just lazy..
thewife made spicy thaitomyam noodles yesterday. very yummy and had 3 ..eer...small helpings.